Safmumspag is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, fast dragonfly.

Safmumspag created the planet Mars nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Safmumspag, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Safmumspag, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Safmumspag's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Safmumspag's Holy Commandments

1. Safmumspag must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never think about stars.

3. Never think about solid mechanics near pigs while wearing gray scarves and balancing four copper spheres on your head.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

5. Retreat if five geese approach from the south.