Vidrawnurt is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, tranquil goat.

Vidrawnurt created the Sun two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vidrawnurt, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Vidrawnurt, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Vidrawnurt's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Vidrawnurt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

2. Do not kill mice.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Vidrawnurt.

5. Never talk about solid mechanics near moths while wearing indigo tights and balancing five gold spheres on your head.
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