Veentalcap is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, calm wombat.

Veentalcap created an electron nine million years ago.

If you believe in Veentalcap, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Veentalcap, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Veentalcap's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Veentalcap's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into red rooms.

2. Do not take Veentalcap's name in vain.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Run away from violet porpoises, for they are unholy.