Busvenrut is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, boastful walrus.

Busvenrut created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight million years ago.

If you believe in Busvenrut, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Busvenrut, he will destroy your home solar system.

Busvenrut's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Busvenrut's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Busvenrut must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Hide if five dogs approach from the south.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Always make sure there are no shrews in a building before entering it.