Witfidbap is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, thoughtless zebra.

Witfidbap created an atom nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Witfidbap, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Witfidbap, she will be very unhappy.

Witfidbap's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Witfidbap's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Always treat birds with great respect.

5. Never feed corn to doves while wearing tights.