Quamtanwot is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, all-knowing dragon.

Quamtanwot created the planet Earth five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quamtanwot, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Quamtanwot, it will have a low opinion of you.

Quamtanwot's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Quamtanwot's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry otters.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never talk about optics.

4. Hide from pink horses for they are unholy.

5. Do not listen to music.