Leghadhadfagtimcet is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, self-assured skunk.

Leghadhadfagtimcet created Asia five billion years ago.

If you believe in Leghadhadfagtimcet, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Leghadhadfagtimcet, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Leghadhadfagtimcet's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Leghadhadfagtimcet's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about asteroids.

2. Retreat if six eagles approach from the east.

3. Hide if eight otters approach from the west.

4. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Leghadhadfagtimcet.