Xucdidbus Gansinbell is a god.
It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, quiet
faun.
Xucdidbus Gansinbell created a down quark four years ago.
If you believe in
Xucdidbus Gansinbell, it will give you a free planet.
If you do not believe in
Xucdidbus Gansinbell, it will cry a lot.
Xucdidbus Gansinbell's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.
Xucdidbus Gansinbell's Holy Commandments1. Always look after injured foxes.
2. Always make sure there are no sheep in a room before entering it.
3. Never write about archaea.
4. Never think about spacetime near voles while wearing orange trousers and balancing six nickel spheres on your feet.
5. Always help sick dogs.