Targonstig is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, pitiless raven.

Targonstig created carbon three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Targonstig, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Targonstig, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Targonstig's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Targonstig's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate frogs.

2. Never mention goats.

3. Do not laugh in public.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

5. Put Targonstig first in all things.