Quartgepvol is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, grumpy slug.

Quartgepvol created the Whirlpool Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Quartgepvol, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Quartgepvol, she will turn you into a mole.

Quartgepvol's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Quartgepvol's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not kill shrews.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Run away if nine capybaras approach from the south.