Weejipkim is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, boastful cow.

Weejipkim created Mount Everest eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Weejipkim, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Weejipkim, it will cry a lot.

Weejipkim's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Weejipkim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep four squirrels in a large pit.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never mention turtles.

4. Weejipkim loves nematodes, so they must be honoured.

5. Never talk about eukaryotes.
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