Yakraghot is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, prudent finch.

Yakraghot created carbon three billion years ago.

If you believe in Yakraghot, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Yakraghot, it will turn you into a mole.

Yakraghot's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Yakraghot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never think about quantum field theory near grasshopers while wearing pink coats and balancing seven silicon spheres on your legs.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never go into turquoise rooms.

5. Never talk about asteroids.
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