Tinloplun is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, grumpy salamander.

Tinloplun created the Milkyway seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tinloplun, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Tinloplun, he will be mildly annoyed.

Tinloplun's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Tinloplun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not trade with those who eat oranges.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Tinloplun.

4. Tinloplun must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never feed gooseberries to doves while wearing gray kilts.