Rotbopmab is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, happy hydra.

Rotbopmab created matter nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rotbopmab, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Rotbopmab, he will turn you into a rock.

Rotbopmab's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Rotbopmab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not speak about bread.

3. Do not wear yellow clothing.

4. Never eat garlic.

5. Always treat seals with great respect.