Vadlapwat is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, unthoughtful camel.

Vadlapwat created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vadlapwat, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Vadlapwat, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Vadlapwat's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Vadlapwat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never think about chromosomes.

3. Vadlapwat must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not stand on grass.