Saklatmob is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, overgenerous butterfly.

Saklatmob created a bottom quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Saklatmob, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Saklatmob, it will turn you into a goat.

Saklatmob's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Saklatmob's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about aardvarks.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never chant in holy places.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.