Jenafzog is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, confident frog.

Jenafzog created the planet Venus three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jenafzog, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Jenafzog, it will turn you into a sheep.

Jenafzog's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Jenafzog's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

3. You must love Jenafzog.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never sprint in the presence of dolphins.