Busflagbin is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, prudent deer.

Busflagbin created life five billion years ago.

If you believe in Busflagbin, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Busflagbin, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Busflagbin's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Busflagbin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt hamsters.

2. Never wear trousers.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.