Himfonwap is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, grumpy toad.

Himfonwap created dark matter three million years ago.

If you believe in Himfonwap, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Himfonwap, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Himfonwap's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Himfonwap's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Hide from black manatees for they are unholy.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate squirrels.

4. Put Himfonwap first in all things.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.