Hanrigjad is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, sapient cobra.

Hanrigjad created carbon twelve years ago.

If you believe in Hanrigjad, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Hanrigjad, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Hanrigjad's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Hanrigjad's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Hanrigjad.

2. Never talk about solid mechanics.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near hamsters while wearing purple rings.

4. Never think ill of sick snakes.

5. Fast once a month.