Yiknilmut is a god.

It takes the form of a small, moody lion.

Yiknilmut created the planet Venus seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Yiknilmut, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Yiknilmut, it will curse you with boils.

Yiknilmut's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Yiknilmut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat figs.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate seals.

4. Run away from indigo swans, for they are unholy.

5. Yiknilmut must be the most important thing in your life.