Hudparkflanvan is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, effective snail.

Hudparkflanvan created parasitic wasps six million years ago.

If you believe in Hudparkflanvan, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Hudparkflanvan, he will jump up and down on your head.

Hudparkflanvan's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Hudparkflanvan's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum field theory near bats while wearing turquoise coats and balancing eight silver spheres on your head.

2. Do not hurt squirrels.

3. Never talk about fluid mechanics.

4. Do not kill rats.

5. Never talk about stars.