Hogdapfodkandabmip is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, cheerful fox.

Hogdapfodkandabmip created everything that exists five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hogdapfodkandabmip, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Hogdapfodkandabmip, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Hogdapfodkandabmip's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Hogdapfodkandabmip's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not eat melons.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Always stare at clouds.