Tonktabmeg is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, happy pigeon.

Tonktabmeg created an atom four million years ago.

If you believe in Tonktabmeg, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Tonktabmeg, it will destroy your home planet.

Tonktabmeg's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Tonktabmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never sprint in the presence of goats.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Tonktabmeg must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate sheep.