Cimgudwod is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, ruthless shrew.

Cimgudwod created the Sol system six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cimgudwod, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Cimgudwod, she will turn you into a rock.

Cimgudwod's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Cimgudwod's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from orange capybaras, for they are unholy.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. You must pray to Cimgudwod four times a day.

5. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.