Dinmummot Sandjonnigwon is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, deceitful bee.

Dinmummot Sandjonnigwon created the planet Earth three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dinmummot Sandjonnigwon, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Dinmummot Sandjonnigwon, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Dinmummot Sandjonnigwon's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Dinmummot Sandjonnigwon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. You must love Dinmummot Sandjonnigwon.

4. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never write about dwarf planets.