Cadnillsignarlflylin is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, fast cobra.

Cadnillsignarlflylin created an atom two million years ago.

If you believe in Cadnillsignarlflylin, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Cadnillsignarlflylin, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Cadnillsignarlflylin's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Cadnillsignarlflylin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat onions.

2. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Cadnillsignarlflylin in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never write about moons.