Cumarnyarl is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, self-assured gnu.

Cumarnyarl created everything that exists two billion years ago.

If you believe in Cumarnyarl, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Cumarnyarl, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Cumarnyarl's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Cumarnyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate ducks.

2. Run away from mauve voles, for they are unholy.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cumarnyarl.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.