Rilldudnur is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, able bat.

Rilldudnur created time and space five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rilldudnur, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Rilldudnur, it will turn you into a plant.

Rilldudnur's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Rilldudnur's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in holy places.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never wear coats.