Fababmil Timhadquartquag is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, overgenerous hydra.

Fababmil Timhadquartquag created the Tadpole Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Fababmil Timhadquartquag, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Fababmil Timhadquartquag, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Fababmil Timhadquartquag's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Fababmil Timhadquartquag's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not dye your hair cyan.

4. Never think about spacetime near hamsters while wearing brown hats and balancing eight carbon spheres on your chest.

5. Do not drink alcohol.