Homyimtad is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, sage human.

Homyimtad created the Cigar Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Homyimtad, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Homyimtad, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Homyimtad's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Homyimtad's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Homyimtad in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Put Homyimtad first in all things.

5. Respect your elders.