Dimgadgun is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, all-knowing duck.

Dimgadgun created an electron seven million years ago.

If you believe in Dimgadgun, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Dimgadgun, he will ignore you.

Dimgadgun's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Dimgadgun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair magenta.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never wear pink hats.

4. Do not shave your chest.

5. Never think about amino acids.