Dogdissganbog is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, self-assured gnu.

Dogdissganbog created the Sun eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dogdissganbog, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Dogdissganbog, it will turn you into a slug.

Dogdissganbog's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Dogdissganbog's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not sing in public.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Retreat if six tortoises approach from the west.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.