Larpdumkem is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, ill-tempered tapir.

Larpdumkem created matter four years ago.

If you believe in Larpdumkem, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Larpdumkem, it will manifest in front of you.

Larpdumkem's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Larpdumkem's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Do not sing in public.

3. Never look at stars.

4. Never wear shirts.

5. Do not speak about corn.