Weesagboss is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, clever centaur.

Weesagboss created humankind three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Weesagboss, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Weesagboss, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Weesagboss' most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Weesagboss' Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not wear magenta clothing.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.