Misyartfub is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, moody manatee.

Misyartfub created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight million years ago.

If you believe in Misyartfub, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Misyartfub, he will turn you into a dog.

Misyartfub's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Misyartfub's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Retreat if three foxes approach from the north.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never write about stars.

5. Never think about thermodynamics.