Jiggarbaf is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, merciful swan.

Jiggarbaf created the Whirlpool Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Jiggarbaf, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Jiggarbaf, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Jiggarbaf's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Jiggarbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat aubergines.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not kill geese.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.