Pastarpgid Bemhudrul is a god.

It takes the form of a large, awesome lizard.

Pastarpgid Bemhudrul created silver four million years ago.

If you believe in Pastarpgid Bemhudrul, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Pastarpgid Bemhudrul, it will refuse to believe in you.

Pastarpgid Bemhudrul's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Pastarpgid Bemhudrul's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Run away if nine swans approach from the east.

3. Feed all hungry hamsters.

4. Never look at black holes.

5. Do not shave your hands.