Fidbonkrak is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, contented cow.

Fidbonkrak created the Sunflower Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fidbonkrak, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Fidbonkrak, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Fidbonkrak's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Fidbonkrak's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Fidbonkrak in the centre of the settlement.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate cats.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not trade with those who eat cherries.