Gepvilvin is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, effective lion.

Gepvilvin created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gepvilvin, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Gepvilvin, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Gepvilvin's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Gepvilvin's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant in holy places.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Hide if five foxes approach from the north.

4. Always make sure there are no eagles in a room before entering it.

5. Do not keep four dogs in a large pit.