Cembetaf is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, effective parrot.

Cembetaf created the planet Jupiter eight million years ago.

If you believe in Cembetaf, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Cembetaf, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Cembetaf's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Cembetaf's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in blue.

3. Never talk about quantum field theory near grasshopers while wearing green ear rings and balancing five silver spheres on your head.

4. Run away from pink frogs, for they are unholy.

5. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.