Jipominhotdagbinzog is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, loving wren.

Jipominhotdagbinzog created a charm quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jipominhotdagbinzog, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Jipominhotdagbinzog, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Jipominhotdagbinzog's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Jipominhotdagbinzog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. You must never eat garlic.

4. Always obey Jipominhotdagbinzog's priests.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.