Yartcusscut is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, unselfish toad.

Yartcusscut created life four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yartcusscut, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Yartcusscut, it will make you grow a tail.

Yartcusscut's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Yartcusscut's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about fluid mechanics.

2. Always wear orange.

3. Hide if three eagles approach from the north.

4. Yartcusscut loves cats, so they must be respected.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force near manatees while wearing cyan shoes and balancing five nickel spheres on your back.