Pitbenfarn is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, omniscient faun.

Pitbenfarn created Mount Everest two years ago.

If you believe in Pitbenfarn, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Pitbenfarn, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Pitbenfarn's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Pitbenfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tortoises.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. You must pray to Pitbenfarn three times a day.

4. Never hurt foxes.

5. Do not chop down trees.