Zigvadvad is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, self-assured ant.

Zigvadvad created carbon two million years ago.

If you believe in Zigvadvad, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Zigvadvad, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Zigvadvad's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Zigvadvad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat onions.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never skip in the presence of cats.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.