Logbogstig is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, unselfish dryad.

Logbogstig created parasitic wasps three million years ago.

If you believe in Logbogstig, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Logbogstig, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Logbogstig's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Logbogstig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair mauve.

2. You must love Logbogstig.

3. Run away if seven capybaras approach from the east.

4. Always make sure there are no dogs in a room before entering it.

5. Fast once a month.