Yarlbityarl is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, omnipotent capybara.

Yarlbityarl created humankind seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yarlbityarl, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Yarlbityarl, she will try to impress you with trees.

Yarlbityarl's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Yarlbityarl's Holy Commandments

1. Frogs are not to be trusted.

2. Never hurt ducks.

3. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Yarlbityarl in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never think about optics near ants while wearing orange coats and balancing six platinum spheres on your arms.

5. Always take life seriously.