Bepdagbest is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, ill-tempered centaur.

Bepdagbest created the Virgo Supercluster four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bepdagbest, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Bepdagbest, he will send you a sign.

Bepdagbest's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Bepdagbest's Holy Commandments

1. Badgers are not to be trusted.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Always look after injured eagles.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bepdagbest.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.