Cutcem is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, benevolent weasel.

Cutcem created dark energy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cutcem, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Cutcem, he will turn you into a frog.

Cutcem's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Cutcem's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. You must love Cutcem.

4. Erect a large gold sculpture of Cutcem on top of all buildings.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
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