Gudarnrap is a god.
She takes the form of a very large, happy
sheep.
Gudarnrap created the solar system eighteen thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Gudarnrap, she will celebrate by creating some universes.
If you do not believe in
Gudarnrap, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.
Gudarnrap's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.
Gudarnrap's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about quantum gravity.
2. Never talk about planets.
3. Do not listen to music.
4. Always help bats in need.
5. Never wear pink shorts.